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Bond claims he beds women purely out of patriotic duty—truly the most dedicated public servant England has ever produced. Bond’s Body Count (BBC): 12

I guess it goes without saying to let Pussy Galore be part of Operation Grand Slam. This seems to be the perfect bond movie.  I enjoyed this a lot more.  Everything that bond is known for is here. Bond’s Body Count (BBC): 9

I wish I was sent on a mission because a Russian woman was horny for me. With that being said, this is a big step up from the last movie. The antagonist is a lot more effective and more prominent, which made the movie more interesting. The train sequence was genuinely pretty cool, from the whole setup leading to it through to the end. It was great. Bond’s Body Count (BBC): 6

This review may contain spoilers. Dr. No to Bond: “You cost me time, money, effort.  You damaged my organization and my pride.” My guy what the fuck are you on about? Bond has done nothing except investigate a little, get drunk, kill a couple of small-time guys and get laid,  A LOT.  He was ridiculously horny, like good god! Look at the runtime and he was horny Atleast half of it’s runtime.  I mean killing a spider with a shoe was a big deal, I’ll give him that. And also reveal his real name on a secret mission. Bond’s Body Count (BBC): 3

This wasn’t doing it for me.  I really like the technical aspects of it when it came to the cinematography, editing and score.  But the narrative is so dull, it was ridiculously simple and doesn’t really expand much upon it.  The main point of the story also starts out way too late.

If you don’t hate Rachel, we ain’t homies.

One of those movies that gets better the more you think about it.  What a spectacular film this is.  Inde stole the show.  This movie does a spectacular job in playing with lighting, shadows, framing and editing techniques like cutting to a reversed shot.

Been a fan of the book ever since it was published and I got really excited when they announced the movie.  Then, I didn’t get the time to watch it in theatres 😭. But I did try my best to watch it in an immersive way, turned off the lights, connected my headphones to the tv with snacks.  My god! What an experience this was! It moved me so many times! I can’t love this movie enough.  This is a prime example why I love movies so much!

Parapapapa tada tadadow Parapapapa tada tadadow This is a weird ass movie lol.  I couldn’t decide if I was watching a cool adventure movie or a wacky comedy adventure movie.

The high I got when frank started killing people is fucking peak! My hopes have been restored.  Please don’t fuck this up Disney.  Please.

This was a fun movie to watch. I didn’t expect it to be so good. I was completely expecting it to be like a B-movie slasher, but it wasn’t. This is genuinely a very good slasher film. It was very intriguing, but it struggles with pacing in the second half.

Sergio Leone would proud!

What an end to this amazing trilogy! This is definitely my favourite trilogy.  All them were so moving, captivating and powerful.

This film may not be as high stakes as last film but my god is it powerful and impactful! If this keeps up for the third film, it might be my favourite trilogy.

Never have I watched a movie that felt so personal and up close to me.  There are some moments in the beautiful film where it felt like I experienced those exact same things.  I would’ve watched this in one sitting if not for my shitty, busy schedule.

This is the most insane, intense kinetic adhd film I’ve ever watched.  Bet Tom Cruise is still trying to beat the record of running from this film.

The concept is REALLY good but sadly it just feels like they went with one draft too early.

Prime example of saying: Fuck the plot, we just L-I-V-I-N

I would do my Junior high and high school all over again, If I get Robin Williams as my English teacher.   I always tried to not watch this movie because Robin Williams is the only celebrity that means so much to me.  And I knew that when I watch it, it will destroy me and would make me wish I could watch it for the first time again.  Well, that certainly has happened.  I miss you Robin Williams! P.S. Here ya go Jeremy! I watched it.  Now, it’s your turn to watch Hatchi.

The idea of making this movie while the trial still happening.  When majority of the real life people are still alive is mind boggling to me!  This is such a masterful docuseries which doesn’t pick a side or shy away from the disturbing acts that happened.  It just presents you with the facts and lets you come to terms with it.

This review may contain spoilers. Fucking Amy changed the tide with those assists.

This is such a beautiful love letter to cinema.  I love it so much!

This seems like a movie that’s impossible to make.  Like how do you even pitch this? How does the screenplay look like? How do you make this movie without it coming out as a complete mess?

Holy shit! Does it ever live up to the hype!!

Another absolute banger! I just don’t know how Sergio does it! I love the way his films make me feel.  I will definitely re-visit his films again! I’ll try to watch it in theatres if it releases. This film just made me realize how much I miss real explosions in movies.

Hear me out. I understand that it is one of the best films ever made and it is a sin to rate it this low but I just didn’t like the movie and to be honest, I found it to boring for the most part. It definitely is very well made and Tarkovsky’s direction skills are on full display here. The movie was filled with spectacular cinematography, set design, crowd choreography and it was excellent in every aspect. I really enjoy the big and massive sequences. I weirdly just didn't connect to the story as much and I didn't care what was happening to the characters. The story is split into 8 chapters and I just don't see the point of that. The last chapter was the only one that I was very intrigued to watch because there was a proper stakes that was set up. I am fine with a slow paced movie as long as it is engaging but it took me three sittings to finish this movie because I couldn't help but feel that runtime and like I said I was bored most of the time.

This has to be one of the best debut films of all time.  There are scenes in this film that made question how they shot them. This is definitely gonna stick with me for a bit.

I want an album full of David Bowie songs in Portuguese right now!

“This is as close as Cinema can get to a literature. Quite literally blurring the lines between literature and film” I said.

I wanna hang out with Bill Murray and spend his money too damnit!!

What a spectacular movie for a debut! Wow! I thoroughly enjoyed it from the beginning to the end.  It was more about a friendship than about a heist, I really enjoyed.  Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson are a great duo! Wow! Also, Owen Wilson did not say “Wow” once in this movie.  Half a star off for that. :(

Yeahhhhh…. This wasn’t doing anything for me.  The structure is certainly interesting but I just didn’t care for the three story lines.  Also, what was the point of Black and White when you still shift to colour once in a while? I just don’t get it.  I do wish the whole film was in the animation style of that one chase sequence. The only reason this even gets three stars is because the performances, cinematography, score and the direction are all top-notch.  It’s just the writing that lacks.

Hamza do be collecting titles like Pokémon

I think I’m gonna start using the phrase “Myself, I feel very safe.” all the time.

I was fine with the young love until poor snoopy got caught in the crossfire 😭

“I’ve had a rough year dad” That line just hits so hard!

What the fuck is this movie?? I mean I still enjoyed watching the movie but I had absolutely zero clue what was happening.  Wes was wesing too much in this.  It’s kind of a good thing and a bad thing for me.

“How can a train be lost? It’s on rails” I couldn’t help but laugh when I heard that. I’m sorry that’s the most Indian statement I’ve ever heard. I truly appreciate that this movie makes an effort to depict poverty and the third-world section in a genuinely beautiful way. There’s a real effort to showcase the beauty in the hustle and bustle of the country. Unlike every other Hollywood movie that portrays poverty and third-world conditions as dirty and disgusting, this film does the opposite. This has been my biggest complaint when watching a movie set in India.   I wish I could get high by chugging down Indian cough syrups. I’m also pretty annoyed that Natalie Portman was barely in the movie 😡

How hard is it for a horny man who got blue balled multiple times in a night to JUST. GET. HOME.?? Apparently, quite hard.

This movie absolutely slaps! There’s some exceptional character work here, and some of it even breathes new life into the entire film. While I can point out a few flaws if I consider it a sequel, I don’t think it’s fair to do so. This was always meant to be a single movie, and since no distributor would take on a seven-hour film in theatres, they split it into two. I was skeptical about the runtime, but wow! It was a breeze. Every scene added something to the characters or the story, and I never questioned the length. The Dhurandhar saga is genuinely one of the best Indian films to date. I want to go back and watch it so much! This movie has the best use case for the Rasputin song ever!

Absolutely bonkers!. The editing and cinematography choices could've looked so stupid but they're stylish and sublime beyond belief.

“Who kills like this? I killed four of your people. You finished off 40 of my family. You’re not a protector. You’re a fucking monster.”  The most unrealistic thing in the whole movie is the train itself.  Brother, Indian Trains are not that clean.  Especially, the toilets.  The balls the main character had to sit on a toilet and propose.  I could never! Anyway, this is by far the best action movie India has, it’s not a very high bar but still you can see that they actually fucking tried.  The camerawork is exceptional here, you can SEE the fight and choreography.  The framing is also so well done that you feel the claustrophobic effect the train could have.  Another thing that I really appreciate is that the NPC’s have emotions, in action movies are usually just piles of piles of men ganging up and the only emotion they show is how much pain they are feeling.  But here, you can see how absolutely shit scared they are and how much they want to retreat but they practically get forced to push forward toward death.  Would love to see that in more action movies. The Title Card goes so HARD tho!

Now we know which brother got the sauce. Excited to see what Josh Safdie does next.

One of the rare occasions where shooting rain on 4k but everything else on 480p is the right choice. I enjoyed the heck out of the movie. Not very scary but it's very good thriller.

Everyone says that this is Tom Cruise’s best performance and I agree.  And everyone uses the scene where he talks to his father as an example.  For me, it’s the interview scene.  The subtle changes in the mannerisms and the way his dialogue delivery changes throughout the scene is just impeccable!

This is one of the prime examples of a mediocre script getting absolutely elevated by the acting of the cast and the direction.  Like there’s 20 minute sequence of Leo just trying to get out of the city and to just get his fucking phone charged.  It only works because of the excellent performances and the direction.  It’s easily my favourite sequence in the movie. Sensei is such a fucking vibe man! I would love to hangout with that guy. Also, we got Leo vaping before GTA 6.  Never in my life, had I thought I would see Leo vaping.  Now, it’s time for me to get high and watch Battle of Algiers.

I enjoyed the heck out of the movie up until Frankenstein is made.  Which is probably problematic for movie named “Frankenstein”.  Before that, I was genuinely expecting this was gonna be the best movie of the year.  Also, the way Victor turns into annoying dad so quickly was comedic and felt very out of place.  I mean wouldn’t you think, a guy who spent all of his life to create life would be ecstatic and over the moon for more than a day. Seeing the production design and cinematography of this movie makes me wish even more to see a Hobbit movie directed by Guillermo was a real thing. Also, this is the same guy from Euphoria that I fucking HATE?!!! WOW!!

You know what? Fuck it.  I enjoyed it.  Yes, it is slow in the first half.  Yes, the movie feels dated but I don’t care because It was an entertaining movie.  I don’t think it’s trying to be anything more than that.  Also, I am a sucker for Damon and Affleck as a duo.  If they are doing a movie together, you bet your ass I am watching it.   A massive props to Ben Affleck and Matt Damon for pushing Netflix to increase pay for the production crew based on performance. . I hope they all get their bonuses! At least watch it for that reason alone.

Yes.  I watched it again.  This time, I wanted to look at an objective point of view instead of the regular entertainment point of view. And yes, the screenplay is so disjointed.  There’s three plots running at the same time and the events of the story happen in just convoluted and messy way.  The fight scene choreography is a little bit funny if you observe how it’s choreographed. And did that affect my enjoyment of this film? Fuck.  No.  I’m still laughing my ass off.  Reciting every dialogue! Getting goosebumps and nerd tears whenever Mani Sharma’s score hits! Embracing every ounce of that Trivikram’s Dialouge and the Rythmn of dialogues! This movie is SOOOO GOOOD!!! I don’t know if I will ever watch a movie this impactful.  I’m not joking when I say that this movie changed the way my brother speaks Telugu.  He can’t help himself but add the word “Bhayya”.  Every time he talks.

Mahesh Babu collaborated with Trivikram to create this character because he faced criticism for lacking comedic timing and being limited to action and serious roles. Remarkably, he crafted one of THE best characters in Telugu cinema.  I mean every single dialogue! I MEAN.  EVERY SINGLE DIALOUGE! This character, Alluri Sita Ramaraju says in this film is just either Comedic gold or an iconic line.  Mahesh Babu’s performance to show people wrong is on absolute display here! Fuck it.  I’m going back to watch it for the billionth time again!