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The amount of nostalgia this game give me is ridiculous.  Also, can someone please stop Avi Arad.  Fire that man! Please!

My mom used to say this corny thing “Life is chaotic.  In that chaos, it’s the decisions you make in the quiet moments that define you.” This film fits that bill perfectly.  What a masterpiece this is!

Finally found out the meaning behind the Trojan condom and that blew my brain.

I watched this movie in parts on a cable tv when I was a kid but I never really sat down and finished it.  My god! It lives up to the hype.  This shit is amazing! Also, seeing Goblin sing “itsy bitsy spider” was not my 2026 bingo card.

I was enjoying this movie through and through, but while watching it, I couldn’t help but notice the pacing. I think that’s mainly because of how many plotlines are crammed together. The movie was doing setup after setup after setup after setup, and eventually I found myself thinking, “Okay, get to the point.” That doesn’t mean I wasn’t enjoying what I was watching. I just feel like there’s easily one of the best Spider-Man storylines buried somewhere underneath the behemoth of a plot that this movie is juggling. I really enjoyed the banter between Punisher and Spider-Man. At the same time, I felt like Punisher’s character was being undercut for the sake of jokes. That’s another thing this movie does — and I think a lot of Marvel movies do this — whenever there’s a scene with a lot of emotional weight and the movie needs the audience to actually sit with it, it does that spectacularly… only to immediately undercut the emotion with a joke. Why have an emotional scene, undercut it with humor, and then immediately go back into another dramatic scene? It almost feels like the movie is scared to let its own emotions breathe. That part really annoyed me. The cinematography was also on point. Finally, a Marvel movie with some colour! The lighting, colour, framing, and all the unique shots really sell what it feels like to be Spider-Man. I’m so glad they went all in on that visual style. I’d love to see more of this. Still, there’s so much here that I genuinely enjoyed. I just wish the movie had trusted its best storyline a little more instead of burying it underneath everything else.

“The structure is nothing without people’s respect for its meaning.” I wanted to give it a day to simmer the adrenaline I felt when I came out this film.  Still feel the same.  There’s so many thoughts I have in my head that I can’t comprehend how to put them into a review.  I am just say this, go and watch it.  Watch in IMAX.  It is worth every single penny. Maybe some other day, I will write a cohesive review.

Talking to my friend about this movie made me want to watch it again.  This is such a fucking banger!

Everything about this movie screams lack of confidence. The main attraction of this movie is watching Samantha doing action, but the action sequences don't start until the third act. For a movie that is 2 hours and 30 minutes long, the action sequences are few and far between. The action sequences that are presented lack confidence because of the way they were shot and edited — the camera doesn't sit still when we see Sam kicking ass, and it cuts all the fucking time. It just makes it look like your star doesn't know how to do action, which I know is false because I've seen her do action and she is amazing! From a writing perspective, the movie couldn't decide whether to stick to family dynamics or action. It's a very good concept on paper, but when you spend a lot of time on family drama while marketing it as an action flick, it ruins the whole movie — which is a shame, because the family sequences that are there are stronger than the action, and you can tell Nandini Reddy is most comfortable there. Samantha is doing a great job during the action sequences, but her line delivery during the drama scenes feels very stiff and off. I'm a guy who enjoys Samantha's performances — I'm a sucker for her work. Santosh Narayanan's score is spectacular again; he's the real MVP of this movie, but again the score doesn't get to shine. During action sequences, the score keeps getting changed mid-fight, ruining the flow and the feel it's trying to convey. All in all, although I'm very happy to see a female-oriented action movie in Tollywood, I'm very sad to see how much it lacks confidence. This was very disappointing. I'm excited to see what Samantha does next. Nandini Reddy, please stick to family drama movies — you are really good at those — but kudos for trying something new!

My god! This was boring AF.  The pacing really sucks in this movie.  The first 50 min Goes by quickly and the movie comes to a screeching halt. Bond’s Body Count (BBC): 16

Bond claims he beds women purely out of patriotic duty—truly the most dedicated public servant England has ever produced. Bond’s Body Count (BBC): 12

I guess it goes without saying to let Pussy Galore be part of Operation Grand Slam. This seems to be the perfect bond movie.  I enjoyed this a lot more.  Everything that bond is known for is here. Bond’s Body Count (BBC): 9

I wish I was sent on a mission because a Russian woman was horny for me. With that being said, this is a big step up from the last movie. The antagonist is a lot more effective and more prominent, which made the movie more interesting. The train sequence was genuinely pretty cool, from the whole setup leading to it through to the end. It was great. Bond’s Body Count (BBC): 6

This review may contain spoilers. Dr. No to Bond: “You cost me time, money, effort.  You damaged my organization and my pride.” My guy what the fuck are you on about? Bond has done nothing except investigate a little, get drunk, kill a couple of small-time guys and get laid,  A LOT.  He was ridiculously horny, like good god! Look at the runtime and he was horny Atleast half of it’s runtime.  I mean killing a spider with a shoe was a big deal, I’ll give him that. And also reveal his real name on a secret mission. Bond’s Body Count (BBC): 3

This wasn’t doing it for me.  I really like the technical aspects of it when it came to the cinematography, editing and score.  But the narrative is so dull, it was ridiculously simple and doesn’t really expand much upon it.  The main point of the story also starts out way too late.

If you don’t hate Rachel, we ain’t homies.

One of those movies that gets better the more you think about it.  What a spectacular film this is.  Inde stole the show.  This movie does a spectacular job in playing with lighting, shadows, framing and editing techniques like cutting to a reversed shot.

Been a fan of the book ever since it was published and I got really excited when they announced the movie.  Then, I didn’t get the time to watch it in theatres 😭. But I did try my best to watch it in an immersive way, turned off the lights, connected my headphones to the tv with snacks.  My god! What an experience this was! It moved me so many times! I can’t love this movie enough.  This is a prime example why I love movies so much!

Parapapapa tada tadadow Parapapapa tada tadadow This is a weird ass movie lol.  I couldn’t decide if I was watching a cool adventure movie or a wacky comedy adventure movie.

The high I got when frank started killing people is fucking peak! My hopes have been restored.  Please don’t fuck this up Disney.  Please.

This was a fun movie to watch. I didn’t expect it to be so good. I was completely expecting it to be like a B-movie slasher, but it wasn’t. This is genuinely a very good slasher film. It was very intriguing, but it struggles with pacing in the second half.

Sergio Leone would proud!

What an end to this amazing trilogy! This is definitely my favourite trilogy.  All them were so moving, captivating and powerful.

This film may not be as high stakes as last film but my god is it powerful and impactful! If this keeps up for the third film, it might be my favourite trilogy.

Never have I watched a movie that felt so personal and up close to me.  There are some moments in the beautiful film where it felt like I experienced those exact same things.  I would’ve watched this in one sitting if not for my shitty, busy schedule.

This is the most insane, intense kinetic adhd film I’ve ever watched.  Bet Tom Cruise is still trying to beat the record of running from this film.

The concept is REALLY good but sadly it just feels like they went with one draft too early.

Prime example of saying: Fuck the plot, we just L-I-V-I-N

I would do my Junior high and high school all over again, If I get Robin Williams as my English teacher.   I always tried to not watch this movie because Robin Williams is the only celebrity that means so much to me.  And I knew that when I watch it, it will destroy me and would make me wish I could watch it for the first time again.  Well, that certainly has happened.  I miss you Robin Williams! P.S. Here ya go Jeremy! I watched it.  Now, it’s your turn to watch Hatchi.

The idea of making this movie while the trial still happening.  When majority of the real life people are still alive is mind boggling to me!  This is such a masterful docuseries which doesn’t pick a side or shy away from the disturbing acts that happened.  It just presents you with the facts and lets you come to terms with it.

This review may contain spoilers. Fucking Amy changed the tide with those assists.

This is such a beautiful love letter to cinema.  I love it so much!

This seems like a movie that’s impossible to make.  Like how do you even pitch this? How does the screenplay look like? How do you make this movie without it coming out as a complete mess?

Holy shit! Does it ever live up to the hype!!

Another absolute banger! I just don’t know how Sergio does it! I love the way his films make me feel.  I will definitely re-visit his films again! I’ll try to watch it in theatres if it releases. This film just made me realize how much I miss real explosions in movies.

Hear me out. I understand that it is one of the best films ever made and it is a sin to rate it this low but I just didn’t like the movie and to be honest, I found it to boring for the most part. It definitely is very well made and Tarkovsky’s direction skills are on full display here. The movie was filled with spectacular cinematography, set design, crowd choreography and it was excellent in every aspect. I really enjoy the big and massive sequences. I weirdly just didn't connect to the story as much and I didn't care what was happening to the characters. The story is split into 8 chapters and I just don't see the point of that. The last chapter was the only one that I was very intrigued to watch because there was a proper stakes that was set up. I am fine with a slow paced movie as long as it is engaging but it took me three sittings to finish this movie because I couldn't help but feel that runtime and like I said I was bored most of the time.

This has to be one of the best debut films of all time.  There are scenes in this film that made question how they shot them. This is definitely gonna stick with me for a bit.

I want an album full of David Bowie songs in Portuguese right now!

“This is as close as Cinema can get to a literature. Quite literally blurring the lines between literature and film” I said.

I wanna hang out with Bill Murray and spend his money too damnit!!

What a spectacular movie for a debut! Wow! I thoroughly enjoyed it from the beginning to the end.  It was more about a friendship than about a heist, I really enjoyed.  Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson are a great duo! Wow! Also, Owen Wilson did not say “Wow” once in this movie.  Half a star off for that. :(

Yeahhhhh…. This wasn’t doing anything for me.  The structure is certainly interesting but I just didn’t care for the three story lines.  Also, what was the point of Black and White when you still shift to colour once in a while? I just don’t get it.  I do wish the whole film was in the animation style of that one chase sequence. The only reason this even gets three stars is because the performances, cinematography, score and the direction are all top-notch.  It’s just the writing that lacks.

Hamza do be collecting titles like Pokémon

I think I’m gonna start using the phrase “Myself, I feel very safe.” all the time.

I was fine with the young love until poor snoopy got caught in the crossfire 😭

“I’ve had a rough year dad” That line just hits so hard!

What the fuck is this movie?? I mean I still enjoyed watching the movie but I had absolutely zero clue what was happening.  Wes was wesing too much in this.  It’s kind of a good thing and a bad thing for me.

“How can a train be lost? It’s on rails” I couldn’t help but laugh when I heard that. I’m sorry that’s the most Indian statement I’ve ever heard. I truly appreciate that this movie makes an effort to depict poverty and the third-world section in a genuinely beautiful way. There’s a real effort to showcase the beauty in the hustle and bustle of the country. Unlike every other Hollywood movie that portrays poverty and third-world conditions as dirty and disgusting, this film does the opposite. This has been my biggest complaint when watching a movie set in India.   I wish I could get high by chugging down Indian cough syrups. I’m also pretty annoyed that Natalie Portman was barely in the movie 😡

How hard is it for a horny man who got blue balled multiple times in a night to JUST. GET. HOME.?? Apparently, quite hard.

This movie absolutely slaps! There’s some exceptional character work here, and some of it even breathes new life into the entire film. While I can point out a few flaws if I consider it a sequel, I don’t think it’s fair to do so. This was always meant to be a single movie, and since no distributor would take on a seven-hour film in theatres, they split it into two. I was skeptical about the runtime, but wow! It was a breeze. Every scene added something to the characters or the story, and I never questioned the length. The Dhurandhar saga is genuinely one of the best Indian films to date. I want to go back and watch it so much! This movie has the best use case for the Rasputin song ever!

Absolutely bonkers!. The editing and cinematography choices could've looked so stupid but they're stylish and sublime beyond belief.